Osama Tape Littered with Liberal Talking Points

Is Osama secretly a Democrat? He hits all the right notes!

QUAGMIRE:

“[T]he [American] soldier is caught between two hard options. He either refuses to leave his military camp on patrols and is therefore dogged by ruthless punishments enacted by the Vietnam Butcher (U.S. army) or he gets destroyed by the mines…. The solution is in your hands if you care about them (the soldiers).”

He even managed to throw a Vietnam tie-in. You have to admire his skill.

IRAQ WORSE OFF AFTER INVASION:

“On another issue, jihad (holy war) is ongoing, thank God, despite all the oppressive measures adopted by the U.S Army and its agents (which is) to a point where there is no difference between this criminality and Saddam’s criminality, as it has reached the degree of raping women and taking them as hostages instead of their husbands.”

Aren’t the ones who are raping all these women and cutting off their heads, you know, Osama’s men? Yeah, I guess we’re to blame.

What anti-Bush liberal rant wouldn’t be complete without a sneering reference to his “mission accomplished” moment on the now infamous aircraft carrier?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED:

“[I]f you compare the small number of dead on the day that Bush announced the end of major operations in that fake, ridiculous show aboard the aircraft carrier with the tenfold number of dead and wounded who were killed in the smaller operations, you would know the truth of what I say.

Seriously, it’s like someone is sending him these things.

HALIBURTON:

“There is no shame in this solution, which prevents the wasting of billions of dollars that have gone to those with influence and merchants of war in America who have supported Bush’s election campaign with billions of dollars which lets us understand the insistence by Bush and his gang to carry on with war.”